The Theory of Elimination

Welcome to the page that will teach you the Theory of Elimination. What is this Theory of Elimination you ask? Well it is a theory that I have made and if you begin to apply it to life more and more it will either make more sense, or smash your brains accross the wall in total confusion. The Theory of Elimination has two main points at this time, more will come as the theory is develpoed more and more.

Point 1

Anyone who attempts to really understand why this theory exsist or trys to figure out the true meaning of the theory itself, must be eliminated.

Point 2

Those who have exsisted too long, must and shall be eliminated, for you can only be "The Fittest" for a certain period of time.

Application

Here is are two quick examples of this application in work.

For those Sipmsons fans the sunday of 3-19-00 had a horrbile episode, but good application to the Theory of Elimination. For those of you that do not know what the episode was about, basically an Indian showed Bart his future, 30 years later. During the episode we learn that the "Goodbye" was repleaced be "Smell you later." Goodbye has exsisted too long and by the year 2030, it must be eliminated according to the Theory of Elimination.

Fashion, I belive is also much in application of the Theory of Elimination. When a certain type of clothing last for a certain period of time it become unfashionable, why? The answer is the Theory of Elimination.

Ok, now that wasn't too hard to explain was it? If you are confused, do not worry, there are many others just like you.